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If they're a South London side capable of getting at least one shot on target every three games, they get my vote.

The top 11 in the Premier League pretty much have already.

Slightly. But, when you look at those nine sides, there's not many redeeming features amongst them. Largely dogshit sides so why not flush them all down to the Championship and have some exciting fresh blood.

Maybe the dotted line should be drawn between 11th and 12th place, given those nine clubs are hopelessly adrift of the proper footballing sides in the division. Nine down and nine up from the Championship anyone?