And, in honour of your avatar
"I met a beautiful woman on a mountain trail. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off."
(and a 5 year ban from the BBC in 1944 :lolol:)
A few to get started
"I am playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order"
"Don't tell him, Pike"
"I hear you're a racist now Father"