Prof. Lewis: You know when you tread in cack, and then you take another step and tread in more cack?
Baddiel: So both your feet are covered in cack?
Prof Lewis: Yes.
Baddiel: I am familiar with that occurrence, yes.
Prof. Lewis: That's your trainers, that is. That's your new £100 Reebok trainers.
Baddiel: See that woman, right at the back of the studio?
Newman: Yes, yes, I...I can just about make her out.
Baddiel: That's the nearest you've come to getting off with a girl, that is.