Actually, the most disturbing thought is that, given our uselessness in front of goal, the feller could have had it up his hole for several weeks, with all the risk of deterioration and accidental discharge that come with such a situation.
"Jaydon, there's blue smoke coming from the Kermit...
I've no problem with these at all.
I remember my son's second away game which was the season opening away at Fulham in the season we nearly went up. Loads of Brighton outside two pubs alongside the Thames (maybe one called The Rocket?) and someone let one off down there and then there was a...