Doug Loft.
Came on for last 20 mins v pathetic capitulation v Stoke City. Scored with pitiful daisy-cutter. Promptly got awarded MoM. Don't get much more super shite than that :lolol:
Footballers are not the most imaginative of souls, bless 'em. It's like if you were to ask today's players 'What Is Your Favourite Holiday Destination?' guaranteed nine out of ten of them would say Dubai