If you think it's bonkers you've not understood it.
There are a set of regular kick off times:
Friday night (normally 8pm)
12.30, 3 and 5.30 on Sat
2 and 4.30 Sunday
8pm Monday
Tuesday nights
If you coach or watch your kid play on Sundays you may want to opt out of all Sunday home games.
If...
I think the OP has posed an interesting question (and a relevant one). Not sure why one or two are having a meltdown.
It seems to prove that most STHs will make time to attend something they have paid for in advance. In addition. I wouldn't opt out of my most disliked regular kick off time...