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“A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers. “‘I appear to have killed your cockerel,’ he says. ‘I’d like to replace it.’ The woman replies: ‘Please yourself – the hens are round the back.’” :lolol:

You know about the guy who shot a golden eagle. He was in court in front of a magistrate. The magistrate said: "This is a dreadful thing". He said: "I never intended to. I was shooting pheasants and it flew into my line of fire." The magistrate said, "Okay. Out of interest, what did you do...

Probably his greatest skill was to adapt with the times and work with comedians in the here and now. No sniping from the wings about modern "alternative comedy" etc.. That's puts in him in a very exclusive club, Bob Monkhouse and Ronnie Corbett spring to mind. Also showed how incredibly...