To the tune of Leaning on the Lamppost by Noel Gay:
We've got Tariq Lamptey at the corner of our team
Defenders cry as he goes flying by,
Oh me, oh my, I love it when little Tariq flies by.
I don't know if he'll get away, he doesn't always get away,
But anyhow I know that he'll try,
Oh me, oh...