Surprise surprise - Dan Burn moves to Newcastle and is suddenly in Garth Crooks' Team of the Week. That in itself, based on Burn's performance, is fair enough, but the egregious wafflepuffin has the nerve to claim "He was a player who always caught my eye when he played for Brighton."
Yeh...
Of course they do! They have a schedule to run to - they can't just let programmes over-run to give him time to finish his rambling pontifications about - well, about whatever it was - nobody would remember what it started about by the time he'd finished anyway. And he almost certainly wouldn't...