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You should probably be aware of the "no horses" local by-law that's just come in here. Very strictly enforced by the killer dogs they keep for Swedes in the pub.

Yup. BN41 post codes. Woody Cook went to Portslade Infants.

These days it's ALL about Sasso. Mmmmm, white pizza with truffle..........................

Excellent. Was somewhat different on my last visit which, I admit, was probably around 1999.

Only in the video I've already posted on this thread :facepalm:

In fact, just for Swanny, here's a guide to the Portslade pubs: The Stanley - Real Ale pub full of nice elderly people The Railway - overpriced booze, drunk middle aged women and their offspring, trendy food of variable quality, used to have some good nights in the upstairs bar though The Blue...

By March I'll have trained the Doberman to use the skateboard so he can eat intruders even quicker whilst looking kinda hip.

Luckily it's now full of lesbian families shoving gluten free ice cream into their toddlers' mushes whilst chucking prosecco and "dirty" vegan food into their own. What's not to love?

What Bold Seagull has failed to mention is that The Foghorn has a weird "no Swedish" rule which they enforce regularly with Staffordshire Bull Terriers, baseball bats and big knives. :moo:

This is incorrect. There are lots of women here who are under 55 and 16 stone. But they're all lesbians.

No, it's shit