They wouldn't even if you or Bloom would!
For a lot less money there's another potentially decent fit who I reckon may take it and would do a damn sight better than Arteta... Calling Smug Eddie
And to think those Muppets weren't happy with nearly always finishing top 4, occasionally Europa with some FA cup wins thrown in as they hounded out Wenger.
It's a poisoned chalice for anyone mad enough to go there, but Arteta looks way out of his depth.
Another decent number 2 who isn't a...