Presumably they've never had a phone inside their house, and haven't used a phone box since 1970 as they can't get the hang of all this newfangled decimalised currency.
I'd like to thank you for raising this question.
I've had a shit day with work etc., and reading your amusingly crap attempts at reductio ad absurdum gives me no end of joy.
It's like the Portsmouth Sinfonia without the self awareness or underlying musical ability :lolol:
Ah, but what if I've had the sections of my brain responsible for critical thinking surgically removed for making my life too complicated?
What then HWT? What then?
Smartarses with their "cerebral cortexes" and "neurons" :rant: