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Dave Smith, ITK carpenter from stockport?

Clearly trolling Barber tweet, but yes, funny!

As has been mentioned so often before, not quite sure why we are not all over Maxwell Cornet?, great left sided player, can play LB/LWB, in attack and scores goals.... and you'd think a possibility now Burnley relegated. Could do with someone who can slot right in if/when Marc leaves, rather...

Would seem weird now, wouldnt it, if we were to go with another sponsor at some point (if Amex money is low relatively speaking), the Amex name is now so synomous with our stadium and the training centre.

It certainly looks like the context in which a black player might use the expression with a fellow black mate. Problem being its not socially PC for a white player to say it to his mate. If cucurella was black i guess it wouldn't be a major deal as some mate's do call each other like that as a...

Would love it if Bloom went full "White to Leeds" mode. And just set a ridiculous price like 70 and just holds the line. Leeds cried and screamed of entitlement then bottled out, Arse tried all the games but still buckled and paid in the end. Dear Manchester City, I'd strongly suggest you...

World cup in November. Shirley Cucu will be thinking he has more chance of being on that plane if he's starting under Pep at Citeh.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/cucurella-man-city-transfer-rumours-24264311 What demands City? We aren't trying to give away our player of the season, the richest club in the world is trying to buy him. You'll walk away if we demand 50m?....Jog on then!

I know strikers have a premium, but our target Darwin Nunez did well in spanish second tier, an average season, then a good season in the Portuguese league (below the PL and still a calculated risk if will cut it at PL higher level consistently) and hes off for 85m package. Cucu is proven in La...

This is unfortunately true. If his reps have spoken to Citeh as highlighted, they're going to have a good steer of what Cities contract and pay offer will be, we wont be able to compete and players are a long time retired. Plus genuine chance of silverware, champions league football and the...

Brilliant perfromance from our latest Spanish cult hero..... Calde, Spanish Dave, Bruno and now Cucu

He played very well today when we were attacking in the first half, a quality LWB and really adds to the attack.. Still not 100% sure if he's as good defensively as he is offensively? certainly decent enough, but once we were under the cosh and he was playing more as a LB in the second half...

You're all chasing the wrong aircraft. He's not flying on the Madrid Heathrow flight He's been in Barcelona, it's pissing with rain today in Barcelona and there is zero rain in Madrid. His agents instagram picture of them leaving airport, shows it's pissing down outside. Almost certainly...

Prepare for an explosion of flair......and hair.

Just have to be careful if his kids start attending a local school. Marc Cucurella out for 6 weeks with head lice.

I set you up and you tap it into the empty net.... Glory hunter!

If this pic is real, and they are going Jet2, looking at the weather (pissing down) i looked at weather on BBC from places Jet2 fly from in Spain mainland. No chance of rain in today in Madrid Malaga, Alicante, low chance in Girona (and having been to Girona they dont normally use airbridges)...

Interesting as Jet2 don't fly to Gatwick, nearest is Stansted..... And they don't fly from Madrid. But they do from Barcelona and Girona.....which is nearer where he hails from..... We assumed he as in Madrid, but if he's not been playing, and he have headed to his Catalan home and is flying...

Be just our luck, he gets pulled for a random covid check at the airport, tests positive and is forced into 10 days isolation at a government hotel!!

If your hair is anything like Darren Freeman?, with Cucarellas arrival I'm thinking a new range of Albion shampoos and conditioners for the quiffed, Permed and aging new romantics.