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Bloom dressed up as Benny Hill patting Pep and Tommy on the head please Gifmaster.

I'd like to think that Cucurella"s agent is the only person really sulking and the player will just do what he obviously loves to do and play football. It's not like he's on the bread line and whilst I'm sure he maybe a little miffed he will continue to show why he's wanted by lazy City,I say...

I reckon they binned Zinchenko to Arsenal who love to pay over the odds and simply thought they'd nick Cucurella for less than what they sold Zinchenko for! Now that's a bit of a piss take in itself,but then to be somewhat surprised a small club like Brighton turned their derisory offer down is...

Morning Tony,Mr Riddyculas here Man City's recruitment department live from Peps boudoir,he said he'd like Cucurella and will give you 30million can you send him up north today so we can get his shirt done. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ,hello hello Tony? Oh dear Pep I think Tony has fainted I told...

Perhaps El Cuckoo is looking at houses in Ditchling to make the commute to Manchester a little bit easier. Makes sense.

The fact is if City,and now Newcastle want him and Bloom said fine 200 million and free 7up for the players for life they would be able to pay it without blinking,we've all heard the players saying their I love it here speeches but reality is it's not a even playing field when you have clubs...

Not a chance he'll leave this season,City can spout any amount of dosh they like at Mr Bloom and the answer will still be nah your fine thanks,come back when you can afford his hair product bill.

All your mates ??? :lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol:

89 minutes 3 nil up,receives the ball from Dunky at the back,passes it infield then sets off on a 70 yard run,the pass towards him gets intercepted and rolled back to the keeper, does he stop? don't be daft he then sprints across to close down the keeper who finds his RB so of course El Cuckoo...

swooped

Jlingz is Arsenal speak for prison, I think we've been gazumped.

I must have nodded off when that happened, the only time I can remember the North being overrun was in a pre season friendly v Spuds

Swoop , as in Swoop , I know absolutely nothing about the possible signing of this bloke , what I do know is SWOOP is the word I want to see , nothing more .

swoop

Ready made song, easy for all to remember without Big words on the screen, just sing him up. La Cuccaracha ( insert lots of jumping around )