It's hard to imagine why...
Lineker: Well, another great result for England there. Thoughts Alan?
Shearer: Fully agree Gary. And isn't it great to hear the fans singing Big Titty Girl, Where Your Arse At? as the teams leave the pitch.
Lineker: Quite so.
I've come up with a compromise that hopefully will keep everybody happy:
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
Big batty girl, come whine on it
Big titty girl, where your arse at?
She can't believe that I asked that
Came with that ******? No, no
You should be my...