I'm not, but a decent fish finger sarnie is hard to beat
FWLIW, streaky should be thin and crispy . . .back thick cut and juicy.
Unsalted butter yes, sauce no.
unless its shit bacon And needs masking.
for breakfast yesterday we had dry cured unsmoked back, fried egg and fresh multi cereal loaf from the patisserie. with butter, no sauce just a bit of pepper and a few thin slices of large plum tomato.
magarine is evil, brown sauce is close.