To be honest, Victor Gyokeres going to Chelsea for huge amounts of cash would be absolutely hilarious because we all know he'd turn into Jurgen Locadia almost overnight.
Everton are a desperate club, and it's very amusing. They really are a bit of a pound shop Man United, their transfer business is comedy - overpaying for average players, and a scattergun approach buying players with a good reputation just as the selling club doesn't want them, and now finally...