"Right lads, today, like yesterday and the day before, we're practicing half way line strikes. I don't know if you remember back when I scored a screamer from the halfway line against Bristol City in the Championship. But here's a replay, just look how I turned and smashed that. ****ing marvelous".
Couldn't have said any better.
Difficult to score goals when your striker is in your own half. Unless we're expect Sidwell to teach players on how to score screamers from the half way line. That'll make for interesting matches...
You really don’t watch football do you.
Core problem last season wasn’t necessarily scoring goals. It was creating chances. You can’t score goals when your striker is defending.
Your last question isn’t worth answering. It’s a straw man.
Let's be absolutely for real here, Zebedee. We'll sign a striker and you will complain. You will moan and moan and moan. I have never ever seen anything positive from you.
In terms of how difficult can it be; You really don't watch football, do you?