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:bowdown: A boring young Tory from Hove Thought he was the new Michael Gove He dreamed of a landslide But it was political suicide When the Greens left him looking so mauve

Just got back and seen the results - how on earth could he lose there? It's been Tory since Adam was a lad. That's the end of his political career, it shone brightly for just an instant ... he'll always have those fleeting memories

I think that he's certain to get in. You could put a donkey wearing a blue-rosette up for election and it would get voted in