Search results

Jesus...... being rammed by Thor would make anyone limp home. He’s in some of my old CD’s.

Because Pickles tells me you are a shi* fisherman who uses cheap plastic lures from The Ranges fishing selection. Actually living round the corner from there it’s handy for odds and sods.

There was the old tobacconist in Warwick Street in Worthing where you could buy Park Drive singularly. Bloody life saver in the days when I smoked. (Realise that’s the wrong phrase really)

Ah so you had a say in Theresa May being prime Minister did you. So it’s your fault.

Do they like fish ?

What about women scrubbing their doorsteps ? That’ll be blooming marvellous again to see now that that we can scrap all those Kraut regulations on health and safety concerning ‘pavement slipping’ Did you know there are 12,345 regulations on that alone drawn up by unelected beaurocrats on...

Will we have to give all our German and French words back ? Out with duvet and back in with the ‘continental quilt’ Out with ‘French letter’ and back in with good old Johnny.

Ooh ooh........ will it come wrapped in newspaper like it did in the old days. Will I get me crunchy bits back for a penny as well. And then one and ha’enny for scraps for the cat ........... gawd bless yer Veg.