Given the absolute state of the Facebook groups (notable exception to the Albion Roar) I hope it's a very long time indeed. Looking at them for more than a minute makes me fear for the human race.
It wasn't and EP knows it wasn't because we've been talking about this throughout the day. But go ahead and assume I meant what you thought I meant instead of reading what I typed. You seem to do that a lot.
If you want to waste an entire Saturday on this sort of stuff any time soon then I'm...
Again, it wasn't moved because of the gallows humour but because of the 11 page bin fest that followed. If you want to start a humourous thread about cancer without offending people or having it descend in to name calling, be my guest. But do it somewhere that isn't NSC.
I moved it without deleting anything, editing anything or banning anyone. You know where it is and you can read it any time you fancy. You can't contribute to it because it was heading down hill rapidly, not because of the OP.