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Back in the day, so many things were being banned from football grounds that somebody came up with the idea of taking the most limp & inoffensive vegetable and throwing it around. The only response from 'the authorities' was to ban it and people were searched for celery! I had really hoped the...

Back in the day celery was banned. "We're the famous Brighton 'n Hove Albion and we're throwing celery!"

The safest football ground is an empty one and, as people who go to watch football are now being treated in a retro 1980's manner, maybe they should just ban fans.