It's funny how a cat can turn from a big, soft sleeping and eating machine (that puts up with children picking him up and generally treating him like a toy) into an absolute UFC monster when faced with another cat or a dog.
We have the softest cat in the world, he'll certainly never trouble any...
In fairness, it makes no sense at all and reeks of rozzer bullshit.
That's not a conspiracy theory, it's questioning the legitimacy of what looks like a blatant lie.