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I am to l am tolerant. I don't like cats. The two views are not mutually exclusive! Chasing the little fuckers out of my garden whenever I see one has not ever damaged a single cat!

No. What a prattish thing to say. Although there are some humans (Putin, paedophiles for example) that I rather begrudge their share of the oxygen available! Bigots, and people who make preposterous prejudicial assumptions for the flimsiest of reasons (whether or not a person likes cats, for...

I don't care if it smells of lavendar - or roses - or sugar and spice and all things nice. It's still shit, shat by somebody else's cat, and I don't want it in my garden.

Utter bollocks. You'd struggle to fin a serial killer who didn't at sometime kick a football around the playground with his mates. Well ............................ YOU might.

Oh ffs! Don't be such a prat. I don't like cats - nasty viscious creatures that kill for pleasure as well as for food (maybe occasionally when the besotted fools that think they own them don't give them enough pussy treats, but no, usually just for fun). I don't like cats. I don't like...

I don't eat cats. Ever. Not at all. Is that sufficient to mollify the outrage of a cat-lover springing to the defence of his murderous little friends? P.S. In England, amongst normal people, choices aren't normally that binary. Just letting you know..............

Must have been terrible for you, working with someone like that. Fancy having to work with someone who didn't like the same things as you. That's disgraceful. Hope the therapy's helped with the trauma!

Cat infested Faversham?

There's a couple of nasty little cat-shit producing machines that relish despoiling my garden and hunting wildlife therein that I would gladly petrify and post to Favershan - in fact, TBH, I'd be happy to just petrify them. Despiccable litlle furry serial killers! One of my fave songs - perhaps...

Nah It's just a basilisk in the sewers. Nothing to worry about .......................................

I know, all this talk about chucking people off Beachy Head, even mutilating them before the are pushed. Not on, is it ........................................

Right, so we'd better have a programme to cull the human population (except vegans on bicycles, I suppose) as well culling surplus cats, eh? You could call it the Final Solution or something................