I have heard that only plastic cups are allowed in the dressing room, so when Lord Hughton goes off on one and decides to chuck something in rage nothing, player or furniture, gets damaged.
I will be travelling to Manchester this afternoon. Part of my luggage consists of numerous pairs of flip flops and buckets and spades. I will personally hand these out to each and every Manchester City player prior to kick off as a token of congratulation for winning the title, and, as an...