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:lolol: You can't beat the antipodean non PC humour. After 9/11 passengers were banned from waiting outside the inflight toilets for, horse has already bolted, security reasons. Our Qantas Stewardess announced "All passengers must be aware that they are not to congregate outside the toilets and...

Friend is a train driver. 8 years ago new at the job he was shocked to hear the Guard announce "We are approaching Eastbourne. Time for you fat b******s to throw your Burger boxes on the floor and get off my ******* train" Mate didn't know train was empty.