(Talking like me now)
I think you have failed miserably here. if you are wishing to act with temerity then at least have the galoshes to use Stenhousmuir as the example of a noddy name and team.
Buddy. There are any number of kilted Kevs in who would take exception to the land of Tartan and Tannadice being referred to as Scotchland. (Voice of Fraser from Dads Army) Aye, Motherwell mebbe are a two bob noddy team but how do they differ from the others?