Did I do that? It is more than possible.
However, I may have posted a story about getting hauled before a disciplinary panel for sending an email to somone that concluded 'you can't polish a turd'. I got off, and sadly not because you can, in fact, polish a turd. But you have to freeze the...
The big lad with the clumsy ball control - 'First touch' of the Yorkshire ripper
Although this thread mostly reminds me of some of the old man's finest expressions:
You'll get a clip round the ear 'ole
You'll get a thick ear
You'll get a clip along side
Don't come the old acid
and his coup de...