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  1. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    It may look like an innocent Marie Curie, Cancer, Fund Raising daffodil from a distance, but it's not. It is made of metal and the end of each "leaf" has been filed razor-sharp. If we'd have lost, he would have flung it, Kung Fu stylee at the first person to have made eye contact with him.
  2. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    He's not taking it seriously. He's clearly doing his "On the Buses" impersonation. He mouths "I hate you Butler", and at the very end of the clip you can clearly see him going "Hehhhhhhhhhhhh!"
  3. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    This is exactly why we shouldn't tolerate him. This clip clearly shows him getting on his motorbike, revving up, only for him to find it's not there. As he turns in disgust, you don't have to be good at lip reading to see him mouth "Some b*****d's nicked my f*****g Suzuki!"
  4. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    Once again, he picked up his water bottle, took a swig, screwed the cap back on and gently placed it down just in side his technical area. It's displays of petulance such as this that puts people off of taking their kids to games. He's completely crackbrained!
  5. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    I noticed at one point, he stood on the edge of his technical area, raised his right arm at an angle of forty five degrees, pointed his index finger and bent his wrist up and down a few times whilst shouting instructions to one of our players. He's a total ******* monster.
  6. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    Apparently, the MOTD interview with Gary Lineker nearly ended in a blood bath. A BBC assistant gave Chris a microphone who then spoke eloquently for about a minute, before handing the microphone back, and calmly walking off. The bloke's a ******* nutter.
  7. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    Unbelievable fit of pique at the end of the game. He calmly walked across the pitch towards the hoard of Brighton supporters, took his hands out of his pockets, then slowly moved them together and away from each other again, at least five times. The bloke needs sectioning.
  8. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    Due to Hughton's unpredictable behaviour, Bruno (Behind the D-block sign), for his own safety has taken to wearing a kevlar vest.
  9. Jack Straw

    Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

    At one point, he calmly walked towards his water bottle, and left it where it was. There were kids watching. What sort of example does this set? The man's schizoid. I've sent an email to the F.A..
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