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It's not even CH that scares me, it's the bloke in the black jacket in the front row closest to the dugout. His "Bruce Lee" style fists of fury followed by a tourettes-esque "woooo!" Is both hilarious and terrifying. CH is rubbing off on those around him, it's like the rage virus from 28 days later!

Things are escalating out of control. Not content with scaring old ladies with single fist pumps, he then upped the ante and started scaring kids with double and sometimes even triple pumps. Today was simply outrageous, a triple triple fist pump with a skip and sped up walk! A skip God damn it...

You can clearly lip read him saying "You're dead!" after that psychotic display of aggression. The man is a lunatic.

I think watching Alan "humility" Pardew throwing down the dance off gauntlet a while back and it go unchallenged all this time may have angered Chris "unhinged" Houghton. Wouldn't want to be anywhere near this maniac when he starts chucking shapes.