TB will be pushed out to speak "We are Brighton, #together, really pleased with the squad improvements and a massive thank you to the two Paul's and their teams who've burnt many a midnight candle. We need your support as much as ever".
PB the punch bag would get flak.
Stadium - tick
Training complex/academy - tick
Large support - tick
Incredible owner - tick
Promotion after 34 years of hurt - tick
Some great defenders/widemen - tick
PL-able player recruitment (pacey strikers/goals) - zero, despite having a timing advantage over other clubs.
Of all the areas...