HAHA. He found it funny in the end. But the loss of shore leave in the next port i didnt find so amusing.
Got so many stories like these i could get it upto a 100 page thread LOL
During my Navy days i would say i had well over 200. one that springs to mind is 2 russian birds loads of champagne and me dressed in drag. Was a great night until i realised i was adrift and missed the ship sailing from the port.