Depends where she lived I guess. I had to get a cab back to the cradle of the SE coast from London a few years ago, at 05:00. Wasn't cheap, I wish I'd know I could have shagged NooBHA and had him pay.
Buzzer your post really reminded me of the first bit of this clip (Frankie Boyle talking about Berlesconi hooking Gordon Brown up...
"You want a girl brown?"
https://youtu.be/ElbHPp0IIXw
I have a friend from Hove who had something very similar happen in Prague. Except the final offer was for regular midget sex, rather than pissing. My friend stopped at that point and said he was only interested if he could have a threesome with two midgets. The pump paused for a while, had a...