I'll never forget that night....
19 gorgeous birds said "hop in our Chrysler, it seats about twenny" - but they decided to leave me behind as I'd forgotten my juke box money.
Choked.
When one of the members of Black Lace said "Agggh-gahh-dooh" as he stubbed his toe, and just as the other one was about to say "we can make a song out of that" I clang him in the kisser with a frying pan.
Seriously though, I'd love to have been at the Haçienda the first time the Stone Roses...