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  1. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    To be fair, I believe that many of NSC's younger and even not-so-young posters may be unfamiliar with the character of Sandy Richardson, the motel owner's wheelchair-bound son in the ATV soap opera, Crossroads. Indeed they may be equally unaware of the soap opera Crossroads. Or the television...
  2. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    I find it hard to believe that, even in the most deprived areas of our major cities, a deceased family pet found in a refuse receptacle could be considered a culinary delight.
  3. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    LinkedIn lists the profiles of no fewer than ten business professionals with the name Kerry Mayo.
  4. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    Is that all you take away? Well, yes, it is actually. It's a Tuesday. We all live fvckng hundreds of MILES from here. We all have lives, some of us have families, some of us even have jobs in the morning. But thanks for your concern. :thumbsup:
  5. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    Going up to win The Cup for Sussex By The Sea? Bit of a slap in the face for the Albion inland and overseas community, I'd suggest.
  6. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    "You stupid bastids, there's more than one train" Well you'd like to think so eh? On #southernfail ? Wouldn't count on it. Flee at half-time! Or even earlier if you have a note from your mum or a long journey home (e.g. to Worthing or Eastbourne) :thumbsup:
  7. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    I would respectfully suggest that Mesut Özil may have constituted better value in the transfer market, in that he occasionally produces the goods away from his home club's stadium. Despite having really scary eyes.
  8. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    We can see you sneaking out. There's no sneaking about it. It's a proud defiant mass EXODUS on the stroke of 85 minutes to get to the train. (Or on the stroke of 40 minutes to get to the half-time catering)
  9. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    We forgot that you were here. REALLY? Do we sing that to any other tourists who are only here for the nightlife? And if so, why?
  10. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    Lush may be able to verify...
  11. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    Managers do not get sacked in the morning following a defeat. There's an HR process to go through first.
  12. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    Michel Kuipers was NEVER employed in the Dutch Marine Corps in a catering capacity.
  13. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    Would a professional referee SERIOUSLY jeopardise his standing and reputation in the game, and risk public vilification and even possible imprisonment, for the sake of an illegally-wagered ten pounds?
  14. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    To be fair though, recent polls show that 8/10 married STH in the North Stand who expressed a preference WOULD be in favour of that particular extra-marital relationship. In favour of ginger hair? Not so much.
  15. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    Indeed. There's a clear case to be made for the European Cup winning Real Madrid team of 1959/60 featuring the legendary Alfredo Di Stéfano, who netted a hat-trick v Eintracht Frankfurt in the final at Hampden Park in front of a crowd of over 127,000 people.
  16. Tom Hark Preston Park

    Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

    Fair enough, we're all guilty of chanting nonsensical bolleaux at matches from time to time, or indeed constantly, but how often do we sit down and analyse exactly WHY a particular chant is bolleaux? To give an Albion Withdean-era example: CHANT: "He wears a magic hat" ANALYSIS: There is no...
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