What do I want?
Moats.
Ann Summer
Extensive Camping Facilities
Samantha Thavasa Jewellery store
Police Surveillance with helicopters
Restaurants superior to motorway service stations
Factory car parks for cheapskates
'Specialist' shops
Fans arriving by ferry
Oceanarium
Olympic Swimming Pool...
Mr Rougvie was quite an aggressive chap on the pitch but I'm not entirely sure he actually is evil.
Mr Crumplin was a competent lower league footballer but probably doesn't have a Mensa level IQ or massive knowledge of Association Football.
I have never entered into the activity of rimming and yet have sung at times in my life.
And no-one who came to Withdean as an away supporter has a garden shed bigger than it.