Quite frankly an awful post. Let alone the blatant errors in 'your book' accusing someone from behind your keyboard of abusing their kids is F***ing disgraceful. I suggest you retract the comment pretty rapid.
If for your crazy theory to be correct, 3/4 of the planets kids would be suffering...
Both my kids had been to over 6 countries before their first birthday. What you implying?
As for OP you will always find seats with a lesser chance of bumping into our brain dead contingent if you go the front rows. Unspoken rule that 15-50 years old wanna be nearer the back making the noise...