"I'm not even thinking we're in a relegation battle at all, if I'm honest,’ Pardew said. "Back-to-back wins will take you into mid-table. A long way to go yet. It's about getting the balance in the style of play. I look at the group and there are fantastic players in our team. We're in a false...
I didn't realise we were the BEST at exactly the same time as CPFC2010 being the WORST. Lovely stuff. What a time to be alive.
It'd be great if those positions could be held for the whole of 2016. I might get a t-shirt printed.
"Literally plastered with threads" - this is the only Palace-related thread on the entire front page. And like a Croydonite to a benefits office, you just couldn't keep away from it.
So pound-for-pound, Palace are officially the LEAST competitive team in England this year. Even worse than Aston Villa and Bolton, who's shitness was frankly LEGENDARY last season.
Good work.