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When they get into Madame Tussauds it will be hard to hard to tell who are the slightly sinister dummies with bad clothes and no brains and who are the waxwork models.

Why didn't they get UNREST to ride the TRICYCLE?

The irony being someone will be fired at the end of the show but it won't be him.

Tonight's task... "The contestants are summoned to the Istituto Marangoni school of fashion and design, where Alan Sugar tells them their next task is to create an advertising campaign for jeans made from Japanese denim. The candidates soon get creative, with each team splitting up to film the...

"Your best hope for two hundred and fifty grand is to buy yourself a scratchcard." :lolol:

...strap yourselves in for this year's "complete and utter bloody shambles." Here we go :clap2:

Late entry: Samuel from Wembley. Samuel lists tact, discretion and judgement among his many qualities. "Everybody at work calls me Big Sam. My wife calls me a Big ****."

Have to say, I'm glad it isn't my IP address linked to that statement on an internet message board... :lolol: Expect Inspector Knacker of the Yard to be round presently, Westdene...

:down: Tough audience. What were expecting on NSC on a Tuesday lunchtime? Tolstoy? :flounce:

Lord Sugar: " What were you thinking? Okay - so you got a good deal on paper, but there was no planning, no thought, no execution. The whole strategy was flawed from the beginning. It's a bloody shambles!" Contestant: "Sorry, Lord Sugar." Lord Sugar: "I'm not talking about you. I'm talking...