Was waiting for him to post it, but as the hours rolled on, I didn't want to risk an amateur making a monumental feck-up of a thread.
Didn't want to tread on your toes Dick Head, but I hope you can understand that action had to be taken.
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Newcastle United Vs Brighton & Hove Albion
Date: 27th August, 2016
Kick Off: 17:30
Stadium: St. James' Park
Match Officials
Keith Stroud
James Mainwaring and Nick Greenhalgh
Andrew Madley
Newcastle United strikers Aleksandar Mitrovic and Dwight Gayle miss out with concussion...