Talking of Ravel Morrison (Who is free to talk to other clubs, not a free agent BTW), I did like this Tweet.
Luke Webster @LukeWebster94 Aug 30
Ravel Morrison deal falls through as Fawaz accidentally buys Revels from Morrisons instead. #NFFC
Yet again, a football club try and play poker with one of the best poker players in the world. A lot of rubbish is spoken about Bloom's poker playing regarding budgets. But what he is world class at is reading people. Stop low balling, Burnley.