Ah if we are using that version, Paddy McCourt had that sung for him by Celtic in May 2012. Leicester 'copied' in August 2013....but it seems Man Utd can claim this one about Ji Sung Park in 2010.
http://www.claretandhugh.info/the-complete-history-of-the-dimitri-payet-song/
To the tune of Achy Breaky Heart.
We've got Knockaert
Anthony Knockeart
I just don't think you understand
He only cost a mil
He's better than Ozil
We've got Anthony Knockeart.
(don't tell anyone, but this song was sung for Dimitri Payet originally and we copied it......Some of our fans don't...