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Corrected for you.

Seeing as Not Andy Naylor IS a football writer, and I am going to presume you are not, I'm going with NAN on this one.

Phone rings. Calderon's agent: "Calde?" Calde: "Yes sir?" CA: "I have some good news and some bad news" C: "What is the good news?" CA: "We're not going to sign Albion's offer just yet. We have had an approach from the Red Devils" C: [Falls off chair]. "Seriously? I'm wanted by Manchester...