I have a genuine dilemma about Weller. He's written some of the most powerful, beautiful and memorable songs of my youth, and for that I'll always be grateful.
He is also however a tight arsed sleazebag, who thinks he can have anyone's girlfriend/wife/partner simply because of his fame.
I've heard from a very good source that Farage is being recruited by the FA as a consultant in relation to new rules when bringing foreign players to England. Farage will be on the panel who decide, having looked at the player from a points based system, whether or not he can be allowed to play...