I'm being totally serious. You SERIOUSLY think that your cock-waving mini-power-battle with the stewards in one small section of the North (and, yeah, I was in the North also, same as I always am) had anything whatsoever to do with the overall ferocious levels of noise in the ground on Monday...
None of the above.
17 shots in the first half, every first half, would do the trick. Or as close as could be achieved. Get the opposition on the back foot and keep them there. Crowd would feed off the players, players would feed off the crowd, the intensity would build accordingly. As has been...