We had a debate earlier in the year in our office about how pointless the monarchy was and my secret Santa recipient was particularly vociferous.
How he will simply love this Kate Middleton clock.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fizz-Creations-Famous-Faces-Wall-Clock-Middleton/dp/B00DH70VPW
Think of the hours of fun if this was presented in your local police station
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Novelty-Defusable-Alarm-Clock-Bomblike/dp/B00C587QUM