and Dan having that complete meltdown on the bridge at Southampton "aaargggh! I hate f*cking Southampton. Bunch of cheating c*nting f*cking w*nkers..." and fortunately being too angry to hear the Saints fan have a go back at him.
I've left loads of games early, I don't see the problem with it. If I'm not enjoying the game and the pub beckons then I'll happily scoot off.
Just before half-time at Withdean when both my children were freezing cold and we were losing is probably the very earliest, would have been around...