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What's the point of having billions if you want to drive around in a clapped out old shitheap and dress like a tramp.?. He should give it to me.

What happened? Did he come good on the scratchcards. You might know one millionaire who dresses like a dosser but there are very few dossers who dress like millionaires. Unless they're nudists.

I've seen Ollie Murrs in Leigh on sea on three occasions. On one he had a small trilby hat on which no decent milliner could have crafted for him as it was probably three sizes too small. He was outside a trendy eatery with some other knob on another occasion he was wearing a baseball cap and...

This is how we know Jesus was not an Englishman. He is hardly ever depicted wearing socks with his sandals. We do so, obviously, as a counter to our ridiculous climate. One can leave ones house in the morning and it's a heat wave. By two oclock it's bloody freezing and your bare feet horribly...

Me too. Either the wearer has an enormously long big toe or his shoe salesman hates him.

Pound to a penny the man in the shoes and trackie bottoms was on his way to either the DSS office or the pub. Probably both.