Be careful dear. Your squad of mercenaries and journeyman are exactly the sort of players who will get you relegated into league one of you go down to the Championship next season. It happens all the time. I've also noted that Pardew is good at getting consistent results, now his honeymoon...
There was a great analysis of Zaha ( & Bolasie) by Joey Barton on 5live tonight. In essence, he described them both as very raw with little to no football intelligence. Their advantage as described by Barton was that it was difficult for their opponents to know what they were going to do with...