Don't really feel the need to explain my itinerary, just like I wouldn't expect you to explain to me why a Dwight Gayle mug has piqued your interest amidst the festivities of the day.
Yes indeed, oh how Palace have been the butt of so many jokes for Brighton fans over the last year or so.
Don't worry though, I'm sure one day we'll get the upper hand!
Yes, I imagine abiding by all these rules must be somewhat stressful.
I've been chilling all day, and am more than capable of dipping in and out of conversations while checking out messageboards for a few minutes here and there while people chill and watch TV. Probably the best day in ages...